;;; yow.el --- quote random zippyisms ;; Copyright (C) 1993-1995, 2000-2013 Free Software Foundation, Inc. ;; Maintainer: FSF ;; Author: Richard Mlynarik ;; Keywords: games ;; Obsolete-since: 24.4 ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs. ;; GNU Emacs is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by ;; the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or ;; (at your option) any later version. ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the ;; GNU General Public License for more details. ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License ;; along with GNU Emacs. If not, see . ;;; Commentary: ;; Important pinheadery for GNU Emacs. ;; This file is obsolete. For similar functionality, see ;; fortune.el and cookie1.el. ;;; Code: (require 'cookie1) (defgroup yow nil "Quote random zippyisms." :prefix "yow-" :group 'games) (defcustom yow-file (expand-file-name "yow.lines" data-directory) "File containing pertinent pinhead phrases." :type 'file :group 'yow) (defconst yow-load-message "Am I CONSING yet?...") (defconst yow-after-load-message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!") ;;;###autoload (defun yow (&optional insert display) "Return or display a random Zippy quotation. With prefix arg, insert it." (interactive "P\np") (let ((yow (cookie yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message))) (cond (insert (insert yow)) ((not display) yow) (t (message "%s" yow))))) (defsubst read-zippyism (prompt &optional require-match) "Read a Zippyism from the minibuffer with completion, prompting with PROMPT. If optional second arg is non-nil, require input to match a completion." (read-cookie prompt yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message require-match)) ;;;###autoload (defun insert-zippyism (&optional zippyism) "Prompt with completion for a known Zippy quotation, and insert it at point." (interactive (list (read-zippyism "Pinhead wisdom: " t))) (insert zippyism)) ;;;###autoload (defun apropos-zippy (regexp) "Return a list of all Zippy quotes matching REGEXP. If called interactively, display a list of matches." (interactive "sApropos Zippy (regexp): ") ;; Make sure yows are loaded (cookie yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message) (let* ((case-fold-search t) (cookie-table-symbol (intern yow-file cookie-cache)) (string-table (symbol-value cookie-table-symbol)) (matches nil) (len (length string-table)) (i 0)) (save-match-data (while (< i len) (and (string-match regexp (aref string-table i)) (setq matches (cons (aref string-table i) matches))) (setq i (1+ i)))) (and matches (setq matches (sort matches 'string-lessp))) (and (called-interactively-p 'interactive) (cond ((null matches) (message "No matches found.")) (t (let ((l matches)) (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Zippy Apropos*" (while l (princ (car l)) (setq l (cdr l)) (and l (princ "\n\n"))) (help-print-return-message)))))) matches)) ;; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results. ;; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours... ;; ;; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour (declare-function doctor-ret-or-read "doctor" (arg)) ;;;###autoload (defun psychoanalyze-pinhead () "Zippy goes to the analyst." (interactive) (doctor) ; start the psychotherapy (message "") (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") (sit-for 0) (while (not (input-pending-p)) (insert (yow)) (sit-for 0) (doctor-ret-or-read 1) (doctor-ret-or-read 1))) (provide 'yow) ;;; yow.el ends here