1 ;;; yow.el --- quote random zippyisms
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6 ;; Author: Richard Mlynarik
8 ;; Obsolete-since: 24.4
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27 ;; Important pinheadery for GNU Emacs.
28 ;; This file is obsolete. For similar functionality, see
29 ;; fortune.el and cookie1.el.
36 "Quote random zippyisms."
40 (defcustom yow-file (expand-file-name "yow.lines" data-directory)
41 "File containing pertinent pinhead phrases."
45 (defconst yow-load-message "Am I CONSING yet?...")
46 (defconst yow-after-load-message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!")
49 (defun yow (&optional insert display)
50 "Return or display a random Zippy quotation. With prefix arg, insert it."
52 (let ((yow (cookie yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message)))
58 (message "%s" yow)))))
60 (defsubst read-zippyism (prompt &optional require-match)
61 "Read a Zippyism from the minibuffer with completion, prompting with PROMPT.
62 If optional second arg is non-nil, require input to match a completion."
63 (cookie-read prompt yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message
67 (defun insert-zippyism (&optional zippyism)
68 "Prompt with completion for a known Zippy quotation, and insert it at point."
69 (interactive (list (read-zippyism "Pinhead wisdom: " t)))
73 (defun apropos-zippy (regexp)
74 "Return a list of all Zippy quotes matching REGEXP.
75 If called interactively, display a list of matches."
76 (interactive "sApropos Zippy (regexp): ")
77 ;; Make sure yows are loaded
78 (cookie yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message)
79 (let* ((case-fold-search t)
80 (cookie-table-symbol (intern yow-file cookie-cache))
81 (string-table (symbol-value cookie-table-symbol))
83 (len (length string-table))
87 (and (string-match regexp (aref string-table i))
88 (setq matches (cons (aref string-table i) matches)))
91 (setq matches (sort matches 'string-lessp)))
92 (and (called-interactively-p 'interactive)
94 (message "No matches found."))
97 (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Zippy Apropos*"
101 (and l (princ "\n\n")))
102 (help-print-return-message))))))
106 ;; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.
107 ;; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...
109 ;; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour
111 (declare-function doctor-ret-or-read "doctor" (arg))
114 (defun psychoanalyze-pinhead ()
115 "Zippy goes to the analyst."
117 (doctor) ; start the psychotherapy
119 (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
121 (while (not (input-pending-p))
124 (doctor-ret-or-read 1)
125 (doctor-ret-or-read 1)))